What Was That?

Wife: You smell like a girl.

Me: What!? How so?

Wife: You smell like smoke and barbecue sauce.

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: Oh! I smell like the grill! Ok.

Thank you for joining us for this week's, "What Was That?"

For Sale

My life may be for rent, but my home is now for sale.

Despite the tough economy and the crappy real estate market we are officially putting our home on the selling block. We want to move out west and this is a major obstacle that we just have to try to get around.

Wish us luck and send any real estate tycoons our way!

Hi, I'm a Mac

And Johnny is a PC.

I went shopping with my bro today and tried to help him decide on a new computer since his old laptop went to pot.

I say I tried to help because he ended up getting a PC. A very nice PC, but still a PC. I'm nervous for him. I hope it works out great and I'm proven wrong, but this is Vista we're talking about.

He has had it for a couple of hours now and I'm still waiting for him to figure out how to get his built in webcam working just to test it out, but then he lost connection to the internet. So either the internet is actually down at his neighbor's house or...

Well, I hope it is just an issue with the internet being offline...by coincidence.