15 Easy Steps to an Exciting Day

Step 1: Wake up at 3:30am to get ready for work.
Step 2: Attend 7am Meeting.
Step 3: Head to OB/GYN for ultrasound and discover you're on track
for having a health baby boy.
Step 4: Return to work after 3 hours of non-productive time and a
crap load to catch up on.
Step 5: Be the last one to leave from work.
Step 6: Get a phone call informing you of a showing on your home
tomorrow afternoon.
Step 7: Realize that the house is a mess and your wife is getting
home late with a tired and hungry toddler.
Step 8: Further realize that poorly installed shingles caused a leak
inside your bedroom, which led to the removal and destruction of a
four foot piece of baseboard, and four, 2-inch square holes that you
cut out to do some investigation and venting.
Step 9: Arrive home with a headache and cold sweats because you
haven't eaten all day.
Step 10: Get phone calls, that you just don't have time for as you
try to fight a headache and clean, from family and friends
congratulating you on the good news about the baby.
Step 11: Get phone call from wife that she hit a deer.
Step 12: Realize that your beautiful, pregnant wife and 2-year-old
daughter were just in a car accident.
Step 13: Have your wife inform you that it was a minor hit, the car
is drivable and she'll be home in a few minutes.
Step 14: Clean. Clean. Clean.
Step 15: Realize it is 10 o'clock and if you're really lucky you'll
be asleep by 11 o'clock so you can get 4 1/2 hours of sleep before
starting your new day.