Sunday, December 28, 2008

Hard Truth

Today I learned some hard truths about myself.

1. My driving, though flawless and some might say graceful, generally pisses my wife off. I don't know why she hates it so much, but I'm choosing to believe it is jealousy.

2. I am the gayest person my wife knows. That is saying something. I know a lot of the people she knows...and there are some pretty gay ones.

Oh well, perhaps this is what they call tough love.

3 comments:

Jessica said...

Oh My Gosh! LOL!

I love you babe....bad driving and all :)

unseeableroute said...

I never realized you were a bad driver, but then I don't think I have rode with you for a very long time. Have you ever considered taking lessons from your mother?????

Greg said...

I am not a bad driver. I am an excellent driver. Jessica is just plain crazy...and a bad driver.