About Me

In no particular order, here are some things about me:

1. I don't like watching sports.

2. I have a mild case of germ phobia

3. I am slow to get angry, but also slow to forgive.

4. I prefer toothpaste to that disgusting gel and, of all the toothpaste, Colgate is the best.

5. I feel peanut butter should be creamy and goes best with strawberry jam on white bread.

6. I like guns.

7. I like pretty much everything from Pearl Jam.

8. I know that Superman could kick the crap out of Batman if he were so inclined.

9. I use sarcasm as a normal means of communication. Sometimes this gets me into trouble.

10. I am a perfectionist, but I'm not perfect. Sometimes I mistakes.

11. I am great at starting new projects.

12. I often consider the best place to go in a zombie apocalypse.

13. I am no longer allowed to play with the yoga ball indoors.

14. I love inventing new recipes. I just made a new cereal that combines Frosted Mini Wheats with raisins. I call it Raisin Wheats. That is mostly because Super Colon Blow was already taken.

15. I sometimes gross out my wife.

16. I think Gel style deodorant is icky. I prefer the spray on stuff now, even though it doesn't last as long.

17. I am a terrible singer despite what my wife says.

18. I am a wanna-be guitar hero. The real kind, nothing to do with the stupid game.

19. I think Guitar Hero is a stupid game even though I have never played it.

20. I sometimes judge a book by its cover.

21. I love a good sci-fi movie.

22. I hate when people are too quick to pass on the right.

23. I prefer watching movies at home.

24. I'm a night owl.

25. I don't like being blamed for things that aren't my fault.

26. If I had a nickle for every time someone said I looked like Edward Norton I would have 10 cents.

27. I'm a Mac.

28. I'm a problem solver.

29. I don't love making lists about myself.

30. I'd rather be rich than stupid.

31. I'm not as creative as I would like to be.

32. Is my favorite number, but I don't know why.

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